
I noticed people smiling, walking their dogs and carrying their skates to the world’s longest skating rink. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye (and with the coincidence of the song that happened to be playing on my ipod) are 2 squirrels doing crazy parkour moves from tree to tree all the while the song playing is “Gimme Dat Nut.”
As I continue my walk, more coincidental things seem to happen alongside the music. I see a classy man tying his skate on one knee, like in a Usain Bolt pose.
I listen to a song with a fast beat that keeps up with the man's take off. Unfortunately, as the song keeps going, the classy man had run into problems (Ron Artest- style). This man did not notice the holes they use for flooding the ice and BAMMM, complete and utter FAILURE. A lot like my addition to this blog:
I tried not to laugh but that's pretty hard considering what I’d just witnessed. SO all this in the quiet 50 minute walk to school that i would never have seen if it weren’t for the bus strike. So I really complain about not being able to take the bus or train to school??? YES, I don't care if you wanna call me lazy but as it looks like this strike won’t be over ‘til Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston are drug free. Til then, I just hope I get to see more unusual events.


You know, Cory, I volunteer to drive the elderly around. THE ELDERLY. And while they aren't busy skating to Eazy-E (they prefer East Coast hip-hop), they are TRYING TO SURVIVE.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so I haven't started to volunteer to drive the elderly yet. BUT I WILL. And when I do, I'll feel even more self-righteous.
Until then - go drivers go! Stick it to Larry O'Brien!